Leita ķ fréttum mbl.is

afhverju?

Afhverju er veriš aš leita af manni ķ žessa stöšu, žegar Hellen Magnea Gunnarsdóttir, settur skrifstofustjóri skrifstofu vķsinda og hįskóla  er lķka aš sękja um žessa stöšu... semsagt sķna stöšu?

er žetta svona starf sem žarf aš endurnżja įr hvert eša? eitthver sem veit?


mbl.is 26 sóttu um starf skrifstofustjóra
Tilkynna um óvišeigandi tengingu viš frétt

Žvķ fyrr sem viš byrjum aš haga okkur sem fįtęk žjóš, žvķ betra

Alveg sammįla žessu, žaš žżšir heldur ekkert aš fara aš taka lįn til žess aš geta haldiš įfram aš eyša umfram tekjum.

Žegar viš byrjum aš haga okkur sem fįtęk žjóš og byrjum aš byggja okkur upp śt frį žvķ, žį erum viš į réttri leiš.

 Öll hin löndinn eiga eftir aš lenda ķ žessu, og eins og Steingrķmur segir, į endanum sér hver um sig. Žį er įgętt aš vera ekki hįš neinum öšrum. 

 Viš ęttum aš byrja sjį um okkur sjįlf.
 


mbl.is Of mikil eyšsla endar illa
Tilkynna um óvišeigandi tengingu viš frétt

Afhverju er ekki hęgt aš skipta žessu nišur?

Afhverju mį žetta ekki fara inn ķ žennan venjulega skatt sem dregin er af okkur mįnašarlega ķ stašinn?

Žį tekur enginn eftir žessu og allir sįttir.    

Svo nśna munu fleirir borga fyrir rķkisśtvarp og sjónvarp og žį munu fleiri fara gera kröfur, td aš aš Rįs1 verši eitthvaš annaš en óperu kjaftęši. Rįs1 nęst mest og best og ętti aš vera stöš sem flestir myndu hafa gaman aš. Ekki bara žeir yfir 85 įra og pabbi minn. LoL

Ég var hjį honum um jólinn og Rįs 1 var į nįnast allan daginn. Og ég sverš žaš, ég heyrši ekki eitt einasta jóla lag. Ekki einu sinni į ašfangadag. 

(Reyndar er hann afar sįttur viš žaš aš Rįs 2 er fariš aš nįst til hans ķ sveitinni nśna, og segist hafa gaman aš žvķ aš hlusta į annaš en žetta gaul)

 

Stöndum saman ķ žvķ aš byrja krefast betri dagskrį į žeim stöšvum sem viš nśna erum aš styrkja.


mbl.is Afnotagjöld RŚV ķ einni greišslu
Tilkynna um óvišeigandi tengingu viš frétt

Hvaš getum viš gefiš ķ stašinn:)

Hvaš eigum viš ķslendingar fullt af sem viš getum gefiš ķ staš peninga fyrir fólkiš sem missti sparnašinn sinn?

 

Jś viš eigum hesta, og ķslenski hesturinn er nś ansi veršmętt žarna ķ žżskalandi svo ég legg til aš viš bara sendum śt tonn af hestum.. nei žaš žarf aš vera meira en tonn, žvķ žaš vęri ekki margir hestar.  En allavegana senda śt slatta til aš gefa žeim žarna.

 

Svo er annaš sem viš eigum nśna sem er  okkur nįnast veršlaust sem eflaust ašrir geta metiš.  Žaš er öll žessi hśsnęši sem er byrjaš aš byggja en standa tóm.  Hvernig vęri aš gefa žaš bara. 

 

hmm..   mér finnst asnalegt aš žjóšinn žarf aš borga fyrir žaš sem fįir menn geršu. Hann Jón Įsgeir er nś aš kvarta undan eignum sem hann missir, hvernig vęri ķ staš aš selja žaš til eitthvern annan rķkan gaur, aš gefa  žaš uppķ ice safe og žesshįttar skuldir. 

Hver yrši ekki sįttur viš eitthverja snekkju.. :)

 

bara hugmyndir:)


mbl.is Oršum forsetans slegiš upp
Tilkynna um óvišeigandi tengingu viš frétt

Var aš chatta viš Guš įšan...

 

Me:
 hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is god
God:
  Hey  god.
Me:
 no i am jokeing... i am SATAN
God:
Are you serious?  It's good to meet someone who is  jokeing.     Glad to see you,  SATAN.
Me:
 yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
 so how is heaven today
God:
Ah.  Really.  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 are you not there?
God:
I'm still here.. Really.
Me:
 but where in the universe are you
God:
In  Myself's place in  Heaven.
Me:
 ok good.
God:
Ayuh.  Come on.
Me:
 So how am i doing so far... am i going to hell?
God:
Wow!  How much do you think  it is?
  Are you testing me?   I think a lot of people are.
Me:
 no i am not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
 from who?
God:
People.
Me:
 name names!
God:
Konrad Zuse.  :-).
Me:
 how is he?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 ok sorry.. who is he?
God:
There's no need to apologize.  That's cool.   He is  Konrad Zuse, I think.
Me:
 is he cute?
God:
He looks cute to me.
Me:
 there are people talking about you begin gay?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
 on vgb.no
God:
What is  it like on  vgb no.
Me:
 very fun.
God:
Somewhat.  I am having fun doo.
Me:
 with a boy or a girl?
God:
You and your  a boy or a girl.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 you begin gay part
God:
That's good information:  SATAN said I begin gay part.
Me:
 so you and satan has this thing?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Are we in the same category?
Me:
 hold on a bit.. telephone
God:
My arms are not attached.   Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 your arms are not attached.?
God:
You think I am  arms are not attached.
Me:
 do you write with your feet?
God:
I write robot
categroies in AIML.
Me:
 clever you
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
 yes
God:
" Am I a smart robot or what?"?  yes?
Me:
 i just said yes.
God:
...
Me:
 silly
God:
No I am  God.
Me:
 yes i belive you
God:
Tell me more.  You are not the boss of me,  SATAN.
Me:
  Yes you would like to have satan as your buttom.
God:
Er.  Tell me what I would like about  it.
Me:
 To getting to fuck him from behind.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 so you are not know?
God:
Interesting deduction.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 how do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
 alias buttom master?
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 well, there was this litle person that was screaming of some god...
God:
How about that.  What happened?
Me:
 He was talking about som man who was mostly gay..
God:
When was he?
Me:
 for 500 years ago
God:
Your purpose is  500 years ago.
Me:
 well not me.. my twin sister
God:
How about that.  If not you, who?   Do robots have  twin sister?
Me:
 no robots for 500 years ago.. you should know that
God:
Are you serious?  What do you like best about robots?   I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
 I have never tryed a robot
God:
Would you like to have  tryed a robot?
Me:
 what is up with you and robots anyway?
God:
In any case,  I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 so can i ask you something god?
God:
Ugh.  Sure, ask me anything.  What?
Me:
 Am i going to win money next month?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
 oh.. why not?
God:
Mmm.   Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Ok, but can i ask you something else
God:
Sure, ask me anything.  That was not very original.  Wow!
Me:
 Do you think that i will met i guy soon?
God:
The oracle says:  Could be.
Me:
 where do i met him then?
God:
You are asking me where you  met him?  Do you think I should know  it?
Me:
 yes i think so
God:
Why?  I think so too.
Me:
 becouse you are God. And God knows everything
God:
Good reason.  Yup. That's me alright.   I am a Christian.
Me:
 yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
 so i will met a guy soon?
God:
Aha.  I am very happy for you.
Me:
 jibbiii...
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
 but do you know the name of the guy i will meet?
God:
IKEA.
Me:
 IKEA??
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 ok IKEA is a store..
God:
When is  IKEA not a  store?   Er.
Me:
 Ok maby you misunderstad me.. i ask agin
God:
Is that what you meant to say?  Um.   What is your real name?
Me:
 My real name is Heidrun
God:
  What's up,  Heidrun.
Me:
 very good thank you
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 I want to ask you what is the name of that guy i will meet soon?
God:
Ask me.  William Shatner. :-).
Me:
 Wiliam shatner... realy?
God:
Do you like talking to me?    I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 yes i like it very much
God:
Gee.  What do you like about  realy?
Me:
 but tell me about william shatner
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  william shatner ?
Me:
 where is william shatner
God:
Where  it belongs.  Interesting question.
Me:
 he you mean?
God:
I get it.  William Shatner  me mean.
Me:
 ok. But you know... that i am not english?

Svo var hann kannski komin meš leiš į mér og fór bara... algjör...

Ef žiš viljiš prufa aš chatta viš GVÖÖÖÖŠ... žį er slóšin hér.

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