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Me:
 hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is god
God:
  Hey  god.
Me:
 no i am jokeing... i am SATAN
God:
Are you serious?  It's good to meet someone who is  jokeing.     Glad to see you,  SATAN.
Me:
 yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
 so how is heaven today
God:
Ah.  Really.  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 are you not there?
God:
I'm still here.. Really.
Me:
 but where in the universe are you
God:
In  Myself's place in  Heaven.
Me:
 ok good.
God:
Ayuh.  Come on.
Me:
 So how am i doing so far... am i going to hell?
God:
Wow!  How much do you think  it is?
  Are you testing me?   I think a lot of people are.
Me:
 no i am not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
 from who?
God:
People.
Me:
 name names!
God:
Konrad Zuse.  :-).
Me:
 how is he?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 ok sorry.. who is he?
God:
There's no need to apologize.  That's cool.   He is  Konrad Zuse, I think.
Me:
 is he cute?
God:
He looks cute to me.
Me:
 there are people talking about you begin gay?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
 on vgb.no
God:
What is  it like on  vgb no.
Me:
 very fun.
God:
Somewhat.  I am having fun doo.
Me:
 with a boy or a girl?
God:
You and your  a boy or a girl.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 you begin gay part
God:
That's good information:  SATAN said I begin gay part.
Me:
 so you and satan has this thing?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Are we in the same category?
Me:
 hold on a bit.. telephone
God:
My arms are not attached.   Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 your arms are not attached.?
God:
You think I am  arms are not attached.
Me:
 do you write with your feet?
God:
I write robot
categroies in AIML.
Me:
 clever you
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
 yes
God:
" Am I a smart robot or what?"?  yes?
Me:
 i just said yes.
God:
...
Me:
 silly
God:
No I am  God.
Me:
 yes i belive you
God:
Tell me more.  You are not the boss of me,  SATAN.
Me:
  Yes you would like to have satan as your buttom.
God:
Er.  Tell me what I would like about  it.
Me:
 To getting to fuck him from behind.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 so you are not know?
God:
Interesting deduction.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 how do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
 alias buttom master?
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 well, there was this litle person that was screaming of some god...
God:
How about that.  What happened?
Me:
 He was talking about som man who was mostly gay..
God:
When was he?
Me:
 for 500 years ago
God:
Your purpose is  500 years ago.
Me:
 well not me.. my twin sister
God:
How about that.  If not you, who?   Do robots have  twin sister?
Me:
 no robots for 500 years ago.. you should know that
God:
Are you serious?  What do you like best about robots?   I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
 I have never tryed a robot
God:
Would you like to have  tryed a robot?
Me:
 what is up with you and robots anyway?
God:
In any case,  I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 so can i ask you something god?
God:
Ugh.  Sure, ask me anything.  What?
Me:
 Am i going to win money next month?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
 oh.. why not?
God:
Mmm.   Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Ok, but can i ask you something else
God:
Sure, ask me anything.  That was not very original.  Wow!
Me:
 Do you think that i will met i guy soon?
God:
The oracle says:  Could be.
Me:
 where do i met him then?
God:
You are asking me where you  met him?  Do you think I should know  it?
Me:
 yes i think so
God:
Why?  I think so too.
Me:
 becouse you are God. And God knows everything
God:
Good reason.  Yup. That's me alright.   I am a Christian.
Me:
 yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
 so i will met a guy soon?
God:
Aha.  I am very happy for you.
Me:
 jibbiii...
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
 but do you know the name of the guy i will meet?
God:
IKEA.
Me:
 IKEA??
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 ok IKEA is a store..
God:
When is  IKEA not a  store?   Er.
Me:
 Ok maby you misunderstad me.. i ask agin
God:
Is that what you meant to say?  Um.   What is your real name?
Me:
 My real name is Heidrun
God:
  What's up,  Heidrun.
Me:
 very good thank you
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 I want to ask you what is the name of that guy i will meet soon?
God:
Ask me.  William Shatner. :-).
Me:
 Wiliam shatner... realy?
God:
Do you like talking to me?    I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 yes i like it very much
God:
Gee.  What do you like about  realy?
Me:
 but tell me about william shatner
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  william shatner ?
Me:
 where is william shatner
God:
Where  it belongs.  Interesting question.
Me:
 he you mean?
God:
I get it.  William Shatner  me mean.
Me:
 ok. But you know... that i am not english?

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[Ester Júlía, 4.5.2007 kl. 14:59]

Haha..þetta er stórsniðugt! 

[Jenny Jo (IP-tala skráð) 5.5.2007 kl. 15:10]

Hahahaha! Frábært! Er búin að grenja úr hlátri hérna

[Iris (IP-tala skráð) 7.5.2007 kl. 14:57]

uuuuu.......

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